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New 50-Story Condo Tower Coming Soon


"Maud You Always Promised to Protect Us From
People Getting Rich!"

There is a new rumor going around. Listen close. It seems 'certain' residents of the Windover Heights Historic District are planning to combine all of their properties into one large parcel. They then plan to build a 50-story condo tower with a Hooters on the top floor. They will become very RICH by doing this. It will ruin Vienna! Everyone must rally behind the historic district and Maud, as they are our only hope to stop those evil people from getting rich and destroying Vienna! What really scares us is their pending lawsuit. Can you believe that, a LAWSUIT that says our historic district is unconstitutional! It all sounds SO scary.

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