Slime Merchant Roy Baldwin Now on Commercial Architectural Review Board
From the Town of Vienna minutes:
It was further moved that Mr. Roy Baldwin be appointed to the Board of Architectural Review as the Attorney Member, to fill the unexpired term of Mrs. Becky Hartley, said term to become effective October 24, 2006 and expire February 5, 2008. It was further moved that David Lamphear be appointed to the Board of Architectural Review.
Isn't that special? Baldwin, a divorce attorney by trade, now will sit on the Vienna Commercial Architectural Review Board deciding what is garish or not. This Board, which includes the political three stooges Laine Hyde, Shirley Damon and Paul Layer, has to be one of the biggest assemblages of cronies Vienna has ever seen. We can't wait to see Baldwin talking about paternity tests in the middle of Laine Hyde debating the color red.
Here are some of Baldwin's skills that he will now apply to the architecture of Vienna businesses (from his website):
* Divorce, of course, but also:
* Premarital agreements
* Separation agreements (also called "property settlement agreements")
* Child support and spousal support proceedings
* Paternity proceedings
* Child custody and visitation proceedings, and
* Family abuse charges
Maybe applicants that appear before Baldwin can get free advice if they are beating their children or if they need a prenuptial agreement. Seriously, what was the zero qualification Baldwin promised to sit on this corrupt board and do Maudite's bidding? Is there some kind of a mandate that Vienna's governmental structure be filled with political creeps and losers?
Comments
Hey Roy Boy, now you have your chance to abuse the Mom and Pop Businesses. How did Maud and Laurie tell you to interrupt the word 'garish'? Approve anything large corporations present, but abuse the Mom and Pop businesses until they agree to brown signs? You see Roy most Mom and Pop businesses can not afford a domestic relations attorney like you to defend them. Congratulations, your support for Laurie during the last Town Election has certainly paid off. Make sure you post historicvienna.com on your office website
Posted by: max factor | December 30, 2006 06:03 PM
Roy this is great, Now that you and Chad sit on respective boards, maybe you all can find my CISTERN. As you and Laine know, that is a very important piece of Vienna History. Remember the 1607 Celebration is coming up. I have spoken to Mr Snodgrass and he is wiling to display the Cistern next to the TOWN OUTHOUSE on the TOWN GREEN. So please Roy use all of your Domestic Relation Law to help locate the CISTERN.
Posted by: mr whipple | December 30, 2006 07:23 PM
I think Roy Boy be lookin' real good in those red lips. Yes, real fine, real fine. Maud, leave him alone, he's all mine. I pitty the fool who messes with him, he's all mine!
Posted by: Mr. T | December 31, 2006 12:33 PM
This is such a great appointment Laurie. Roy is one of those guys who will just continue to keep "that small town feel" going. But everyone watch out for your knees.
Posted by: Nancy Kerrigan | January 3, 2007 06:59 PM