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"We doin' big pimpin' up in Cedar Lane"

Arrests: Prostitution, Receiving Money from a Prostitute’s Earnings
200 Block Cedar Lane, SE June 11

A suspicious individual was observed by Detective Sheeran and interviewed. The investigation revealed that the individual was delivering a call girl for prostitution. Detective Sheeran located the girl and arrested them both. Marcos Vincicio Guardado Baires, 25, of 24th Avenue in Hyattsville, Maryland was charged with Receiving Money from a Prostitute’s Earnings. Ely D. Carela, 29, of Perth Amboy, New Jersey was charged with Prostitution. Both individuals were transported to the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center.

Comments

Bring the old bag back! She will solve it!

Town of Vienna looks like it was designed by a pimp.

I appreciate the police putting this arrest item in their report. This crime demonstrates active sex trafficking, and speaks to how entrenched prostitution is at the Vienna Park Apartments and Cedar Park Shopping Center.

Dat Miss Jane. She sure look fine, from behind.

I agree. Vienna looks like it was designed by a pimp. What to do? The Town should sponsor a "Pimp in Vienna Festival" next year.

Get in a vehicle as a passenger and TAKE A GOOD LOOK as you s-l-o-w-l-y drive up and down Maple Avenue. You can't drive up Maple Avenue any other way but s-l-o-w-l-y can you?

Most of Vienna's wonderful architecture is (or will be) wonderful places for pimps n hoes to do their thing.

Thanks, Maude.

So how about it? Vienna Pimp Fest 2010.

We get the Cadillac dealer, Lexus dealer, Mercedes dealer, Cedar Lane Apartments, Sun Gazette Newspapers, TOV Police, TOV Government, and so on doing their Pimp n Hoe thing on Maple Avenue.

Awards for Best Old Hoe, Best Young Hoe, Best Young Pimp, Best Old Pimp, Best Media Pimp, Best Developer Pimp and Hoe, Best TOV Government Pimp and Hoe, Best Cedar Lane Crib, re-enactment of TOV PD chasing Hoes up and down Cedar Lane, etc.

Don't forget a .001K Run. An athletic event during PimpFest 2010 where the hoes run to get in your vehicle from the sidewalk when you are stalled in traffic on Maple Ave at Cedar Lane.

I think Sun-Gazette Editor Scott McCaffrey should be the Host of Vienna Pimp Fest 2010.

As a realtor, chamber of commerce board member, and local media celebrity, Scott is uniquely qualified to positively interact with a wide range of TOV pimps and hoes, ranging from local government officials to apartment owners in the Cedar Lane neighborhood who are struggling to survive in a depressed rental market.

Based on her decades of experience I will nominate Maude Robinson for "Best Old Hoe" at Vienna Pimp Fest 2010.

Don't forget to invite the Smart Growth pimps, REIT pimps, and planning pimps who designed beautiful downtown Clarendon.

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